boar’s head.

or celebration of the choking pig.

"oh. it’s a church function." -tony
"yes, but there are going to be llamas." -me
"right, because llamas are indigenous to the holy land and not actually peru.. well. i guess llamas work because they have dramatic range. they can play large sheep with big necks or exceptionally furry camels with tiny humps." -tony

(i met tony on the way home from chicago. he drank whiskey with me on the train.)