surveyness

1.Your name: Lauren

2. Do you feel like your name fits you?: Yes, i do, but sometimes it feels a little too girly but then i just think of myself as Lol or Loz so it doesn’t matter
3. Do you have an alter ego?: yes, who doesn’t?
4. Where were you born?: in a forest
5. Where do you live?: Norfolk in England

6. Do you like to travel?: yes i love to! I’m not bothered about the place once i get there, i just love the actualy travelling as in being on trains and planes etc.
7. What is your birthday? 12th October
8. Do you have siblings? An older brother who is 20 in May!
9. Do you have pets? Yes. a dog called Chester. He is a Weimaraner *looks over spelling* i think thats right.
10. Which was the happiest year(s) of your life? When I was so small that my dad was cleaning the yellow shit outa my ass (a fact which my dad loves to remind me of when he wants a favour). Laziness when you’re a baby is allowed. wish i could be a baby forever.
11. How old do you wish you were? refer to previous note. lol, no, seriously, erm…19? I’d be just starting uni.
12. A movie is being made about your life, who would play you? erm…Brittany Murphy? (she’s my favourite actress for some unknown reason…i just quite like her)
13. Who would you cast to play your significant other? Eminem? Orlando Bloom? typical fitness or someone cool like…erm…maybe i would have a lesbian relationship with Gwen Stefani
14. What would you like to be famous for? erm…poetry or writing. or being orlando blooms girlfriend
15. Is it better to be famous or infamous? erm…*ponders* *realises she doesnt care to answer that*
16. Youre going to die a natural death. What is the cause? cancer.
17. Youre going to die a sudden, tragic death. What is the cause? i always dream that im stabbed so i guess ill go with that.
18. How long do you plan on living? I don’t really want to live past 65.(thats what i always tell people when they moan about my health beign ruined from smoking) i don’t want to get all old and constantly ill and bah.
19. What was the last song you got stuck in your head? Some song that was on a CD Jason burned for me yesterday so i could get to know his music. it sounded like Yellow Card but he didn’t give me a list of songs (which i asked for) so i cant tell you for sure
20. Sing any commercial jingle? *struggles*
21. What is your favorite element on the periodic table? protactinium – what else?
22. Sunrise or sunset? sunset…who wants to get up thatearly for a sunrise?
23. Introvert or extrovert? extrovert
24. Creation or evolution? evolution
25. Action or reaction? reaction
26. Unity or individuality? individuality!
27. Hugs or drugs? if the drug is alcohol or the contents of my cigarette then drug but otherwise hugs
28. Animal, vegetable, or mineral? vegetable! i LURVE vegetables
29. Popsicle, creamcicle, or fudgecicle? *blnks* *guesses* popsicle
30. Fight or flight? Fight.
31. Who is your favorite historical figure? *gets angry at the mention of history*!
32. Which historical figure could we have done without? *punches person who made this survey*
33. What happened in the last dream you remember? It was my ercurring dream. i was walking down my stairs and then a voiceover said “she was bitten” and then it zoomed into my stomach and there was a human bite mark dripping with blood…fun lol
34. Do nice guys really finish last? only if they’re nice but slow
35. What are your favorite boys names? erm…i dunno. boys smell and so do boys names
36. What are your favorite girls names? Natasha, Briony, Charlee, Emily
37. Open or closed? closed. safer.
38. White bread or wheat bread? wheat i think. except with mushroom paté then it’s only white
39. Is it better to burn out than to fade away? yes
40. You put a quarter into a toy machine. What do you get? a piece of plastic crap that breaks within 30 seconds (posibly because i would throw it at a wall in disgust at its patheticness)
41.What do you want to be when you grow up? optician
42. What were your favorite childhood toys? Pink Ted (my pink teddy lol) anything to do with power rangers, teenage mutant hero turtles, cars, trucks, diggers…yes…i used to be a boy lol. i hated dolls
43. What was your first pet? Scrabble my old dog. He died on christmas eve like 11 years ago
44. What annoys you? stuck up people..you may be richer than me (and more boring) but you’re no better than me
45. What is your favorite action caption from the old Batman TV show? er…never saw it.
46. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? erm….

47. The glass… half empty or half full? *is sure she’s answered this in a previous survey* if you are pouring stuff outa the glass it’s half empty. If you are pouring stuff into it it’s half full.
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON
48. Tightie whities? *shrugs* it’s not the underwear im interested in, it’s whats underneath

49. Mc Donalds Happy Meals? vegetarian but before i turned veggie – wooness” cheap food AND a toy!
50. Reality shows? hilarious
51. Gummi bears or gummi worms? worms!! only the sugary ones
52.Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive? sky dive. i cant find a reason but i just dont wanna sea dive. seems stupid.
53. Paper or plastic? paper. biodegradable
54. What position do you sleep in? changes but generally on my side with my legs going down my bed, my boyd bend at a right angle at my waist andmy head on one of the pillows that go down the side of my bed (i have about a million pillows). but i dont move when im asleep so however i fall asleep i wake up like it too
55. Do you sleep on the left, right, or the middle of the bed? my bum is to the right and my head to the left.
56. Sweet or sour? sour
57. What was your favorite after school special? *shrugs*
58.What is your favorite word? “the” (pronounced thuh not thee) or “absolutely”
59. Beach or mountains? mountains. i hate sand and mountains are so beautiful
60. Mounds or almond joy? *blinks*
61. Do YOU feel like a nut? like…literally…a nut? or crazy? i do sometimes feel crazy but never as if i am a nut
62. To give or to receive? i love shopping for gifts for other people but i love receiving stuff too
63. Chocolate or caramel? ew neither but if i had to chose id say chocolate as long as it was white or terry chocolate orange
64. Do you have any nicknames? Loz, Lol, Lolli, Lolla, Lollipop…you get the idea
65. What does your name mean? it’s just from the laurel tree. very boring.
66. Have you ever fainted? yeah lots…damn sugar level
67. Have you ever had a crush on a school teacher? not a crush. we have some good looking teachers but bah
68.What was the last thing you ate? veggie chicken nuggets
69.Do you have any bad habits? many. *asks boyfriend for input as he’s complaining im concentrating more on survey than talking to him* i fiddle with everything apparently. i always clean out under my nails with my other nails coz i hate having dirty nails an

d it makes a clicking sound as one nail flicks against another. i bite the inside of my mouth lol. i click my big toe all the time that im on the computer *decides to stop listing * then theres all my OCD stuff. that would take me hours
70. What was your most happy memory? erm…i have a really bad memory
71. What was your most unhappy memory? my cousins funeral
72. If you could visit any time period, what would it be? *shrugs*
73. What would Jesus do? i dont believe in jesus but im sure if he was real he wuld do something totally amazing taht isnt physically possible or be like derren brown and just make everyone think he’s doing soemthing amazing. OR he would write a book about all the great things he wishes he could do and then say someone in the skies told his friends to write and make millions of people worship it.
74. Make up a word and define it. absoluticiousness. the art of being absolutiscious
75.Favorite Kool-Aid flavor? i dont drink kool-aid, im english

76. Favorite pick-up line? a lady never approaches a male.we wait for him to do the chasing.
77. Who was the third gunman on the grassy knoll? As much as we would like to have direct evidence of a head shot from the grassy knoll, such evidence may be missing, inconclusive, or suspect. However, there may be a body of circumstantial evidence which would indicate that the fatal shot which struck President Kennedy’s head at Z-313 came from the grassy knoll. Lack of evidence means we will never know.
78. What did you like to make believe as a child? lololol me and my friend Esther had a club called the LENIS. The Lauren adn Esther Nature and Insect Society. we had clipboards and everything. we would go down to the park and watch the river and pretend to make notes about how the habitat had changed etc. omg i was so geeky. oh and my and Esther used to drive my little blue tractor up and down our road and pull along its little blue trailer and sweep up all the dirt from the street and put it in the trailer coz we were pretending to be environmentalists.i so wasnt a normal child. what was wrong with doctors and nurses?

79. Did you have an imaginary friend? I dont think so…not that i can remember.
80. Would you like to live in a castle or a mansion? castles are haunted mansions are always where people egt killed in horror films…neither
81. Re-arrange some of the letters in your first, middle, and last name to make a word. Lauren Melissa Brown…bossi merl near lawn – AU! (au is a shout of distress because of the bossi merl)

82. Do it fast or do it right? right
83. Name the last book you read. Somebody elses kids
84. Have you ever had surgery? not yet
85. Random fact about you: my little finger on my left hand has been dislocated since year 4 and has a massive scar across it fromw hen i chopped it off. i can move it in circles and it sticks out a different way to the rest ofmy fingers
86. What is the first thing you wash in the shower? my chest
87. What is your favorite cereal? i only ever eat forsties before bed and with no milk. or ready brek as a snack or before bed. never in morning and i hate all other cereal
88. If you could learn any foreign language, what would it be? german for my family.
89. If you had the choice to live forever, would you? no way how boring!
90. If you had the choice to be the opposite sex for a day, would you? absolutely!!
WORD ASSOCIATION
91. Grey… hair
92. Human… alien
93. Fruit loop… honey…(why did i think of that?)
94. Glove… snow
95 Plum… peach
96. Race… marathon
97. Heart… attack
98. Parasite… nasty little bastards! oh…assosciation…erm *shrug* too late i already thought, lol
99. Light… torch