My life’s history :Thursday and Friday

OOOOH I have a lot to write. How exciting! SO when was I last on? Thursday? No Wednesday. Man I have oodles to write about. I’ve been a busy bee.

Thursday
Results day. Man, suckerooni. I knew I wasn’t going to do as well as was expected of me. Basically I was a bum this year and a complete waster and fucked up the whole year. But, then there is that wonderful word called resits. Woop. Fun fun. I’m not upset about my results (even though my nan called me a dunce…is that spelt right? Oh my god.) After that I had a driving lesson (blah) but it went well. It was cool. I don’t not like driving. In fact I actually quite enjoy it. I’ve been so adamant that I’m not going to drive once I pass but I will. I so will. I guess I trust myself because I know I’m a careful driver. I dunno. It’s just so much easier than walking and bussing. Anyway, next topic.

 Then Jason came round. We watched TV in the sitting room for a while and played with my dog…or rather I annoyed my dog and made him try to bite me while Jason told me to leave him alone. But, he doesn’t know my dog. He wouldn’t bite me. Ever. He’s playing really lol. Then we went to town and didn’t do much. Then I took myself off to work while he waited for a bus back to Hunstanton.

Finished work at 7 and I had organised to go out with some people to drown our sorrows or celebrate about results. We were meant to meet at 7.30. So as I’d only had an icecream all day I decided to go get some chippies. Got them and had to waste some time so I sat on a bench and ate my chips. This guy came walking past with his friend. He asked me how I was and I was like "fine thank you, yourself?" and he said I didn’t smile properly. Bad mistake. He came and sat next to me.  Oh Golly here we go. He stank of alcohol. He had one arm all bandaged up and was holding it across his chest. He was covered in tattoos and had a shaven head (I know it’s stereotypical but I didn’t like where this situation was going). His friend carried on walking but then came back a few minutes later when he realised my new friend obviously wasn’t planning on leaving. Great. He wasnice. Don’t get me wrong, he was no harm. I was just rather uncomfortable and he was rather drunk. He told me all about the fact that his ex-wife had pissed him off so he went and bought a blade and slit his wrists and ended up with 64 stitches in his arm. What the fuck do I say to that? He asked is he an his friend could meet up with me later. He was on about nicking the cement that the workmen had left in their cage and looked at the nuts and bolts to see what size they were to see if they could get them off. OK. He asked to look at my phone asnd demanded to know who the guy was in the photo that is my screen saver. My brother. But he reassured me he wasn’t hitting on me, he was just being friendly. And I don’t doubt that. He was nice really. But…drunk. He asked to shake my hand and I said I had greasy fingers from my chips (which was true) and he said he would get me a tissue. Spent 10 minutes trying to get me a tissue out of his pocket and it was manky as hell. I assured him I was fine. Honestly, it’s OK. Blah anyway enough of him. My little sister Zoe came and was going to the cinema and saved me. She saw I looked uncomfortable and asked me if I wanted to go to the cinema with her and her friend. I made my escape and he assured me he would see me later. yay.

So I left Zoe to go to the cinema and went to her mums pub to wait til my friends came up town. (which by the way I am pissed off about because we organised 7.30 and they left me up town on my own without telling me they were gonna be late. I had to phone them and ask if they were still coming. They got there like 8.45 and asked me to go meet them. I was like "fuck off, you’ve kept me waiting this long, I’m finishing my drink now" And Johnny (the one who I’m pissed off at coz it was me and him who organised the night) invited people who look young so they didn’t get in the pub once we  were all in. We had to go with them obviously, we couldn’t just leave them. But me Danny and Simon ended up escaping and going to meet my friends who they don’t really know. Well they know Zoe (not the same one as earlier…this ones one of my best mates lol) and Roxy used to be in our year before sixth form but i doubt they ever spoke to her. She’s chav lol. I love her she’s so funny. But they don’t know they others. But we had a great night in the rough pub from in the rough part of town. Danny and Simon are from the posh part of town. My roots are in the rough lol so I’m used to it and I know how to handle myself around there so I had to kinda look after them. That was quite funny. But they had a good night. I got so drunk you would not believe. I was so drunk I was sick that night. (well…sick with my ribena icecream chips and alcoholic drinks as thats all I’d had all day) (word of warning. If you’re planning on getting really drunk during the evening do not drink ribena during the day. man thats gross)

Friday
Abrupt ending to Thursday I know…but I thought it ws getting long and I have lots of days to write about yet so I thought I should move on
So Friday. I had the most amazing day in the whole wide world ever. Oh my Golly. I went to Skegness with my nan and the crazy people from the crazy people charity she works for. No, they aren’t crazy….they’re just…not completely normal and need a little help. Skegness is a seaside tourist resort that is the most typically English place you can find. On the main bit around one t junction…one side of the road is the sea and beach bit and on the two corners there are 7 fish and chip shops in sight. Man, it’s great. I always eat in Tony’s chippie when I go. It rules. In fact, I love Skeggie so much I’m gonna find a Skeggy site. The little dancing/ running dude is the Jolly Fisherman. He rocks beans. He’s the symbol of Skeggie. There a massive statue if him with fountains and gardens around it and they worship him. OK they don’t but they do think he’s pretty snazzy. I was pretty upset coz my favourite rock shop has stopped selling Cherry Nougat. But I got blackcurrant nougat instead *vows to look on their website* they dude said they do home delivery. woop woop. lol. And I got toffee honeycomb, coconut ice and rock. yayface.

When I got home I went to the hospital to visit mygrandad in hospital because it was his birthday. Thank god he had a good day on his birthday. He was allowed to drink half a small cup of tea (yeah i know that doesnt sound much but he’d been nil by mouth for a week and a half by that stage lol) My uncle got him this sensor system so that he can change the sky channel when he’s in bed because they don’t have a second box upstairs so it’s just rigged up so you can watch the sky from downstairs on the upstairs TVs. If that makes sense. He’s well excited about using that when he gets home lol. We just bo

ught him alcohol for when he’s better. (That;s what he asked for because he can’t wear any clothes except old and baggy stuff because of all the stuff from him cathater and he can’t use any new tools coz he’s not well enough. He just told us to fill his alcohol cabinet so it;s ready and waiting for him lol)

I was meant to be going to stay at Jason’s Friday night and I was invited to a house party. But I wanted to see my grandad because I knew I wouldn’t see him for ages after that and it was his birthday afterall.

I think I should move on. Next day next entry