tune of TAKIN’ CARE OF BUSINESS

you shave your downstairs nice
to get rid of pubic lice
but your bits are needing some adornment
you need some kind of toupee
maybe black or maybe gray
well that’s the way I find my employment
if it’s sick of being bald
and you need it overhauled
we can make a piece for a reasonable pay
if you’re too cold in the pants
right before the big dance
I love creating merkins all day… so I’ll be

makin’ pubic wiglets every day
makin’ pubic wiglets every way
I’ve been making pubic wiglets it’s all right
making pubic wiglets and merkin overtime… merk out

they’re just like lures for fly-fishin’
excepting quite embiggened
and usually in a few less colours
I’ve got just the very kit
to make a drapes-matching carpet
that fools geniuses as well as the dullards
they’ll see your secret garden
with no one begging pardon
they’ll think that you were always this way
if you need a hair system
for your lonely naughty bits
I love creating merkins all day… so I’ll be

makin’ pubic wiglets every day
makin’ pubic wiglets every way
I’ve been making pubic wiglets it’s all right
making pubic wiglets and merkin overtime

you shave your downstairs nice
to get rid of pubic lice
but your bits are needing some adornment
you need some kind of toupee
maybe black or maybe gray
well that’s the way I find my employment
if it’s sick of being bald
and you need it overhauled
we can make a piece for a reasonable pay
if you’re too cold in the pants
right before the big dance
I love creating merkins all day… so I’ll be

makin’ pubic wiglets every day
makin’ pubic wiglets every way
I’ve been making pubic wiglets it’s all right
making pubic wiglets and merkin overtime… merk out