January 12, 2014

to the tune of PSYCHO KILLER

I can’t understand a single word
he’s got a butcher’s knife he’s
chasing birds
how could I hope to understand
he’s a puppet with human hands

Swedish Chef
what’s he saying?
bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork borkbork
I cannot understand what he’s saying
Swedish Chef
what’s he saying?
bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork borkbork
I cannot understand what he’s saying

he starts a conversation but I cannot distinguish it
he’s talkin’ a lot but I can’t make out anything
is he just messing with me, this is unreal
and it won’t help if he says it again

hoke-hole-a-mole, herf-a-merf
moke-pole-a-dole, derf-a-merf
herd-a-gerd-a-merd-merd
horde-a-mode, shmorde-a-gorde… OK
is he just out of his mind?
would his strange concepts even translate?

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh….
BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK