to the tune of POPEYE

drank Popov I’m sailin’ man
drank Popov I’m sailin’ man
this vodka’s bottom shelf
I threw up on myself
drank Popov I’m sailin’ man

I can’t afford Grey Goose
my wallet’s not that loose
Finlandia, there’s no chance
and three in the morning
when I am done soaring
the toilet and I will dance

happen to be as broke as me?
add Hawaiian Punch by the can
can’t afford Absolut
so myself I’ll pollute
I’ll drink Popov be sailin’ man

drank Popov I’m sailin’ man
drank Popov I’m sailin’ man
this vodka’s bottom shelf
I threw up on myself
drank Popov I’m sailin’ man