Decembarrage 28

1.) I wonder how much it costs to buy National Lampoon’s branding for your direct-to-video comedy? Five dollars? Six?

2.) I am now referring to the weekend between Christmas and New Years as The Holitaint. You should do the same.

3.) I want to remake Home Alone with Conan O’Brien playing the mom and as few changes as possible otherwise.

4.) I instinctively misspell “haiku” as “hiaku”. Every single time. “Caffeine” as “caffiene” too.

5.) Clockwork Orange 2: How Alex Got His Droogs Back.

6.) If you do electronica you can claim you’re getting rave reviews even if everyone hates your stuff, from a certain point of view.

7.) A version of “Freebird” about writing in free verse would be, like, willfully esoteric.

8.) “The only time I feel my age,” he said, “is when I’m not feeling someone younger.”