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1.) I just got the Trending bar on facebook and I already have an irrational level of distaste for it. This should be fun.

2.) The Monkees were one Tork over the line, sweet Jesus, one Tork over the line.

3.) PORTAL COMBAT! Cakeality.

4.) You end up seeing her wizard’s wand at the end of THE SCRYING GAME.

5.) So much emphasis on trying to be a bad boy or a great man. Try to split the difference instead and be a good man.

6.) Cats can read but only with their bottoms. That’s why they always sit on our laptops and books.

7.) Lot’s Wife was a Sodiumite.

8.) If all your story has going for it is the surprise ending or act-two plot twist, it has nothing going for it. Viva la spoilers!

9.) I just got twitter-followed by a member of Moxy Fruvous. If you understand how cool that is, you are rad as hell.

10.) People say THE REAL WORLD was the first reality show. I say it was FACES OF DEATH. Same disgust level, same level of fakery.

11.) A parody of Danke Schoen about Street Fighter’s Blanka would have an incredibly focused appeal.

12.) A reality show about construction work would be just riveting.