123 barrage part 2

1.) I wonder how much of Bieber’s acting out is an attempt to overcompensate for his mathematically-negative amount of traditional masculinity.

2.) Realizing they both used Greek letters in their names, fraternities and androids teamed up to create The Brobot.

3.) After your next highfive, just whisper in their ear “Guess what I do with thaaaaaaaaaat hand.”

4.) An album of chiptune covers of Polyphonic Spree songs called Polygonic Spree.

5.) I need to start using the catchphrase “I’m America’s greatest untapped resource!” until I can start using it unironically.

6.) I just instinctively know if someone is named Walter O’Reilly or not. I call it my “radar”.

7.) I have read the phrase that finally damns Western Civilization completely and that phrase is “faith-based weight loss”.

8.) “Designing Women” was wasted as a title when it could’ve been the title of a remake of “Bride of Frankenstein”.

9.) The next project is convincing people that the new shorthand for “steampunk” is just calling it “spunk”.