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1.) The things you’ve done while trying to find a path should BE your path. Figure out how to make them your path. (Physician, heal thyself.)

2.) Maybe I come on too strong. Maybe I should hold off letting people know they’re awesome. Maybe people wanna have to work to impress others.

3.) Terrified child mushrooms-with-faces-and-feet being told that if they’re not good The Mario will come and crush them to death.

4.) If at first you don’t succeed, maybe you bought into an unattainable ideal constructed to keep you distracted and docile.

5.) Start saying “mega” as an affirmative, just to mess with people.

6.) (to the tune of Pennies From Heaven) every time it’s Passover, bread is unleavened…

7.) Mister, no more raisins… mister, no more raisins… mister, NO MORE RAISINS… NO MORE RAISINS! NO MORE RAISINS!

8.) Whenever one of my nightmares involves reality breaking down or two realities overlapping, it takes place in Old Forge.