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1.) It’s a randomly-generated dungeon crawler game that takes place in Ireland. It’s a brogue-like.

2.) Let’s all just agree to no longer appreciate the bad-on-purpose ironically, only the bad-on-accident. It will be better for everyone.

3.) The inability to know the source animal of European meat is governed by Heisenburger’s Uncertainty Principle.

4.) You just can’t please Lord Of The Rings fans in adaptation, either way they’ll be screaming bloody Mordor.

5.) A generation will learn the birds and the bees from the Twitter and the Buzzfeed and… the pun is not lost on us, universe.

6.) In forty years, the children of your children will find your instagram and dub you Instagramma. Just warning you.

7.) The full name of the “Norm” character on CHEERS was Heteronormative Peterson.

8.) A handsome visage forming through the blizzard’s haze. Dashing, though the snow, you might say.