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1.) You’re only a failure if you let them beat you down into something that you’re not.

2.) The only thing better than Sabbath? DOUBLE SABBATH!

3.) She was the priciest dominatrix in town, all her paddles were brand spanking new.

4.) A band called The Robots, just so the title of their eventual unplugged album would be AMAZING

5.) We don’t wear all black because we’re evil. We wear it because it is SLIMMING.

6.) I am by no means perfect but I will tell you this: I am very good at being enthusiastic about how awesome my friends are.

7.) Love WKTV but an hour of local news at noon & 90 minutes at 5PM in an area with about 12 minutes of actual news is vast overkill.

8.) Gangster baker’s got doughs, he’s got doughs, in different area codes.