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1.) The idea of watching television or film for nudity seems so goshed darn quaint what with the internet existing and all.

2.) You regret what you shouldn’t have done with a lower-case r. What you should have done but didn’t try, you Regret in upper-case.

3.) Everybody put your hands in the air. Wave ’em round like you believe you can affect change in the universe.

4.) A youtube/blip B-movie review series simply called “No Skits, No Exaggerations”. If only I had any digital editing skills.

5.) If you let them tell you that champagne can only come from the Champagne region of France then the terroirists have already won.

6.) Baby Geniuses 3: Damien’s Day Out

7.) The twist ending of THE CRYING GAME except with the added line “Thank you Mario but our princess is in another castle!”

8.) Whenever someone refers to a middle-brow December release as “Oscar bait” play dumb and say “like a new trash can?”