118 barrage pt 3

1.) It’s about a deliciously meaty woman fighting Scientologists in ancient Greece. Xenu Warrior Princess. It’s pretty good!

2.) When I was a kid I was terrified of being mistaken for gay but not out of hate, just out of fear of doing even worse with women.

3.) Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we must diet.

4.) Next the Republicans will argue that we need to privatize will, that allowing FREE will for just anyone is terribly socialist.

5.) Pay it SIDEWAYS.

6.) I’m sorry I’m always apologizing so much.

7.) After the zombie apocalypse, the surviving Americans changed the nation motto to “don’t dead on me”.

8.) “Are you the Perseid or Leonid shower? Because your meaty orbs are out of this world!”