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1.) A heavy-set gay fellow into Dungeons & Dragons is, of course, known as an owlbear.

2.) An internally-worn adult diaper known as a Grampon.

3.) The Hipster Christian claims to have been into Jesus even before the nails were.

4.) Amongst Pynchon’s lesser work there was a treatise of 50lb gummy worms entitled “The Crying Of Vat 19”.

5.) A life with a handful of regrets is a life unlived. Either end up with none or end up with so very many you have lost count.

6.) When trying to remember the main characters of Rocky Horror Picture Show, two out of three ain’t Brad.

7.) Then of course there was Camel’s answer to Captain Planet “Captain Tobacco and The Nico-Teens”.

8.) A meticulously well-dressed and clean-shaven ZZ Top cover band called “ZZ Bottom”.

9.) The 2nd and 3rd oldest professions, however, are priests and pimps though possibly not in that order.

10.) If Youtube were in charge of Hollywood, every greenlit pitch would be “Modestly Attractive Woman Tries Somewhat Uncommon Foods”.