11614 barrage part 3

1.) The Gluten Intolerant States Of America were going with either the motto “Gluten-Free or Die” or “Don’t Bread On Me”.

2.) In Zelda, Punk Moblin is all like “Pay me for the oi repair!”

3.) A hermaphrodite hipster would have Bettie Page bangs AND a fedora.

4.) If there has to be a mad doctor, I figure a mad podiatrist wouldn’t be that dangerous. To anyone other than Quentin Tarantino.

5.) If you’re looking for a quality turban, Sikh and yet shall find.

6.) I still haven’t written the perfect poem on the multiple meanings of the word “coast” yet but it is one of my goals.

7.) Ms. Piggy marries a Long Island mobster and her friends have to rescue her in “The Muppets Take Manhasset”.

8.) Admit it “he who deduced it produced it” is much classier sounding.