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1.) Gravediggers take this job and shovel it.

2.) A parody of “Psycho Killer” about the Swedish Chef? Rosearose from the Tram has suggested this.

3.) The greatest nerdcore rap line ever would be “they call her Hi-C/cuz SHE’s got the box that rocks”. Just to let you know.

4.) If you can’t tell if someone’s an amoral leech on our shared economic sphere or not, you can’t read his can’t read his broker face.

5.) I want someone to create the mash-up character Stephen Fry-Lock and I want it on my desk tomorrow by 5PM.

6.) Batman tipped his identity by buying women beers, someone saying “what are you, some kind of brew swain?” & everyone doing the math at once.

7.) The more generational wealth, the more generational poverty. Less generational wealth, less generational poverty. Let’s fix this.

8.) No amount of acting awards for Jared Leto will ever outweigh the value of his fate as the eventual father of the Muad’Dib.

9.) I’m trying to imagine songs by “Widespread Panic At The Disco”.

10.) In 1886, with Franz’s death, Hungary went incredibly Lisztless.

11.) The Church of The Emo does not have a tradition of Eucharist. However, Morrissey is their sacramental whine.

12.) The half-bicycle men don’t like being called “biketaurs”. They prefer the term “spokespeople”.

13.) Killed with his own mash-up art, his last words were simply “collage. et tu.”

14.) You have the right to remain soylent, of course.

15.) Beano is medicine for a rectal dysfunction.