11214 barrage pt 3

1.) How’s “Overflow Error” as a name for a poetry chapbook? It’s kicking around in there.

2.) The perfect term for frat-boy fake-hippies at jam band shows: brohemians.

3.) Yes I am a fixer-upper no doubt, I have taken on dents & rust over the years. But I am a classic Delorean, shine me up & I will be glorious.

4.) The Golden Globes, a night of seeing what kind of clothes rich people can buy and pretending Tina Fey is funny.

5.) Zombie nerds go to San Diego every year to attend Necrocomicon. It is overcrowded and terribly overpriced.

6.) A no-wave Beach Boys cover band.

7.) A bunch of secretaries doing intentionally terrible hard rock called “Typo? Negative”.

8.) Republicans trying to control women’s uterii is always the elephant in the womb.