11214 barrage pt 2

1.) And I would have won an Olympic event, too, except for those medalling kids!

2.) She converted her taxidermied snake into a working drone with the addition of mounted python’s flying circuits.

3.) Yes, all good things must come to an end. But here’s the secret they forget: all the bad things must end too.

4.) When Binding of Isaac goes more mainstream, my parody of “Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong” about Little Gish will be worth writing.

5.) You could grind sno-cones on that yeti’s six-pack, he’s a real abdominal snowman.

6.) The most honest slogan for a defense contractor ever would be “Gotta Kill ‘Em All? Raytheon!”

7.) Professional wrestlers live to swerve you.

8.) The new word I’m trying to get people using is “schaudenlicious”. Pass it around.