11114 barrage pt 2

1.) religion collects money from vast swaths of the poor & aggregates it into wealth for its elites. economic transubstantiation!

2.) Clearly we need Captain Jack’s polar vortex manipulator.

3.) We need less consciousness expanding and more conscience expanding.

4.) “What the ACTUAL [curse]” is an overused phrase set. I propose the use of “What the METAPHORIC [curse]” as the new phrase set.

5.) One example of Pickledown Economics is, of course, the New Dill.

6.) This is gonna be my first lonely Valentine’s Day since 1999. I’mma go into hiding for it, I reckon.

7.) Spells are calculated in hexadecimal.

8.) I wonder how soon after vajazzling became a thing someone went and buhjazzled.

9.) The cat does not like being called a “cat”. The cat prefers “couch gargoyle”.

10.) Maybe the New England accent is just undiagnosed emphysema. Maybe they just need an inhaler.

11.) A Stone Temple Pilot parody about the Flintstones “Fred and Bloated”?

12.) If corporations are people, let us start calling corporate tax dodging what it is. Economic treason. And punish it accordingly.