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1.) makin pubic wiglets everyday makin pubic wiglets every way makin pubic wiglets… makin pubic wiglets & merkin overtime merk out!

2.) The plural for hipsters is “a privilege of hipsters”.

3.) The Brony put an ad in the paper claiming he was looking for a stable relationship.

4.) Only gonna find some who likes the real you at a period in time when you really like yourself. So it’s time to work on that.

5.) Story isn’t just for making myth y’see. Story’s also for tearing down the bad myths. If I had a wheelhouse, it’s that 2nd thing.

6.) A book about venereal diseases called “Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? (And Other Burning Questions).”

7.) Your vegetables are organic, are they. Lovely. I do happen to be silicon-intolerant.

8.) Have The Simpsons done a Ben and Jerry’s flavour called “Cookie [Annoyed Grunt]” yet? WHY NOT.