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1.) John Rhys-Davies needed money fast a great many times, didn’t he.

2.) The irony that you couldn’t GIVE copies of the Atlas Shrugged DVD away is delicious.

3.) Cutting corporate taxes to lure in less & less ethical businesses w/ poorer & poorer paying jobs is a race to the bottom. Tax the bastards.

4.) Someone artsy needs to do a series of paintings that are the seedier parts of the Bible interpreted as ’50s pulp novel covers.

5.) Black Sabbath’s backward masking is absorbed through reverse-ozmosis.

6.) One example of a burning question is “OH GOD OH GOD WHY AM I ON FIRE?”

7.) He derived his superpowers from his enchanted pants so he had no idea why Power Bottom was a terrible name for a superhero.

8.) Considering that one NaCl bond is incredibly small, if you can’t sweat the small stuff you can’t sweat anything at all.