1/3/14 barrage

1.) You are a cloud of leptons & quarks labouring under the delusion that you are A Thing. Run with this as long as you can manage.

2.) Keifer Sutherland is slowly morphing into Kelsey Grammer and it is weird as HELL.

3.) Confusing Theraflu and Theramin won’t help your cold but it’ll sure sound cool.

4.) The fundamental particle of Zooey Deschanel’s atomic structure are quirks. And it is HORRIBLE.

5.) CEOs ruining lives to get the stock price up are everlasting job breakers.

6.) The obsessive compulsive car runs on an internal compunction engine.

7.) She was the very best reviewer of action figures in the world, always fully-articulated.

8.) The Football Practice Elves would be called Snap, Tackle and Puke.

9.) I just heard someone say “handily” as “handedly”. Sports talk radio!