1/1/14 barrage part 2

1.) Darius Rucker would do a horrible Bond theme song but it would be worth it for the Hootie and the Blofeld jokes.

2.) The best part about The Guardians of The Galaxy movie is it’ll help us forget the original Guardians of The Galaxy book and how lame it was.

3.) TANGO AND CASH 2: TANGO AND BITCOIN

4.) She offered to show him her chick tract and he was heartily disappointed when she just gave him a crude religious pamphlet.

5.) I want a champagne flute shaped like a fluke worm.

6.) A terrible cold on New Years is like having a hangover without having even gotten to earn it.

7.) The code phrase for a three way is “living the dream”.

8.) I’d never realized before how much Pierre Kirby looks like Steve Carell. This makes me a terrible film fan.