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1.) Look if you’re into the accent and the scruffy thing that’s fine but can we all at least admit that Russell Brand is completely untalented?

2.) For Oliver North, learning Spanish was a study in Contra diction.

3.) Sometimes she’ll just doze off and start telling people who is buying drugs. Narc-olepsy, you know.

4.) A character changing his name to “This Pop Stand” just to set up the worst joke ever.

5.) “How do you like that roast wookie?” “It’s delicious but the texture, I dunno, I think it might be a little chewy.”

6.) With every passing year, Bruce Springsteen looks more and more like Bob Odenkirk. It’s uncanny.

7.) If Mad Magazine never had a feature called “Magnum P.U.” I would honestly be surprised.

8.) In a more realistic update of Monopoly, once you own enough stuff, you are granted infinite Get Out Of Jail Free cards.