01142014 barrage pt 2

1.) Transubstantiationway – Eat Flesh!

2.) Flirt like a butterfly, love like a steed.

3.) If you SEA monkeys, SAY monkeys.

4.) If drugs were legalized the CIA & other blackops would have to find something else to launder money through. That’s their actual opposition.

5.) The application of make-up is a mime-altering experience.

6.) The alligators that crawl up your toilet from the New York City sewers are technically commode-o dragons.

7.) I want a radio show called “Drugs” so that every time someone called in, I could say “Go ahead caller, you’re on Drugs!”

8.) I bet we could get more people using credit unions if we called it “artesianal banking” instead.