01142014 barrage

1.) Arts-and-crafts dominatrixes perform beady S&M.

2.) Waits and Cohen have never done a duet before but I’m sure they’d rasp at any opportunity to do so.

3.) A five-dollar version of an only-a-dollar store called Finland.

4.) I need to be more proactive. Someday.

5.) When you are obscene, the moral hypocrites jump up to decry you out of grandstanding reflex and provide you with your platform. Be obscene.

6.) I had no idea rap/country fusion was called “hick-hop”. I didn’t know that this, the worse genre of all time, even existed.

7.) At Bob Dobbs’ Bread With Stuff In It restaurants, we don’t call our workers “sandwich artists”. We call them “sub geniuses”.

8.) Lightning’s four times as likely to kill us as terrorism yknow. I wonder when we’ll start giving up our basic rights for a war on lightning.