01/05/14 barrage pt 3

1.) A Double Down sandwich with, like, corned beef and cabbage in it and call it The Dublin Down. Your move, KFC.

2.) A shadow person stalks me with cheap margaritas. I call him Blenderman.

3.) Yeah, it’s basically Downton Abbey with the cast of Mad Men. It’s called Dontown Abbey. It’s… pretty terrible.

4.) When she’s got a bunch of big old pins she can “accidentally” stick you with, brother, the costumer’s always right.

5.) When someone says something’s “the cat’s pajamas” I imagine that item suddenly covered in kitty-litter dust and traces of feces.

6.) Icy roads tomorrow, all Deloreans should factor in extra travel time for their time travel in the morning chronal commute.

7.) You don’t ask Luke to smuggle goods. It’s more of a Han job.

8.) Were there any conspiracies about the McDonalds “food folks & fun” slogan? F = 6? Three sixes? You crazies have no imagination.