I “heart” Penis

I don’t know what is going on but my internet does not want to work right! It could just be OD but I am guessing not since Yahoo mail wouldn’t open either.

I have not written for so long that I don’t even know where to start. If I am able to go back and read maybe I can figure out where to go from here.

Alexa turned 16. She may not make it much past that if she doesn’t straighten up. I had two incidences with her in less than a week. She just seems to think that she can do whatever she damn well pleases without permission. I have always told them that the main reason for asking permission is so that I know what they are doing and where they are going in case of an emergency. Like if they went missing!! At least I would have half a notion to know where to start looking.

Speaking of going missing…last weekend a neighbor boy went missing. He is about 18 months and followed the dogs when they went running around. Two questions….why are those dogs allowed to run and why was the mother not watching the baby. I just about threw up when the mother told me he was missing and instructed the neighbor boy to drive down to the water. I made Nadine and Tyler take me on the 4-wheeler to help look for him. They of course don’t know the importance of time when a person goes missing. They don’t know the fear of having a child go missing. They one day, when they have their own children will learn that fear. The baby was found safe, sound, and not all that far from home (except for a baby.)

I got an e-mail (actually a notice from Face book) from a gal that said “I think we may be sisters. What is your father’s name?” Of course I recognize the name immediately because I know the names of all Gene’s children. So I shot back a note saying “if your mother’s name is Cindy and your father’s name is Eugene, indeed we are sisters.” Since then she said she has a lot of questions for me. I think she basically wants to compare Gene’s parenting skills ~ which for me were nil. He was not in my life at all ~ I met him when I was 19. I have heard so many horror stories about him from my mother and her family hates him so maybe I will get to hear a better view of him. I stopped hating him and I am no longer bitter because he was never there but I want to find out the truth. Can one person be so evil? Just mentioning him name would make my Grandmother use the F word. (I would say his name just for entertainment purposes sometimes.)

Dick came home last night really drunk. At least he did not drive but I think his friends are crazy. With all the enablers he has he will never have to make the right decision. He will choose to drink himself into oblivion because someone will get his ass home. He passed out reclined on the couch with his hand about his head. So…Alexa being the little shit that she is took the Sharpies, started drawing and writing on his hand. She wrote “I heart Penis” and Call me Charlene then put a fake number on his hand.

He woke up later and tried to blame me for it. It took all I had not to laugh out loud but I played up the innocent one very easily. He was trying to play with me again. Trying to stuff a French fry in my mouth through my blanketed head. Oh, he was in my bedroom…out, out, out!! Right now!!

Okay that is enough insanity for the time being. I am going to go outside and enjoy the sunshine. It is actually warm today. We just might get summer yet. Spring has been very cold…freezing!! I shit you not. FREEZING in May.