Don’t try to be my Buddy!!

 Here is a good laugh for those who remember the psycho entry Dick minus Paula. Dick minus Paula was not the truth they still kept in contact and had whatever relationship that they denied having. Whatever!

Late December I was taking Tyler to the skating rink in GF. I had called Dick to let him know. I tell him what we are doing in case something happens…what if we go missing. I am just like that I want someone to know where I am most of the time. We were talking, he told me that he was at the shop working. Blah, blah, blah. Just talking. We end the phone call and about five minutes later on the way to the rink I see his car parked at an apartment building. He just told me that he is at the shop.

I call him and said (in a cheerful voice) “What are you doing”

He said “nothing just visiting.”

I asked him “oh are you at Paula’s?”

He said “I thought about going over there.”

I asked “where are you now?”

He said (in an annoyed voice because he just told me) “at the shop!”

I said “No you’re not! I just drove by your car, parked at an apartment building! Why lie to me? Why are you such a liar?”

Of course I get mad when he lies!! I said “can you move in with her?”

His answer was “I don’t know!”

Me: let me find out for you. So I called her!

“Paula, this is Lucy. Can he move in with you?

She screeched “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I have not seen Dick for two weeks!”

Me: “Can he move in with you?”

Her: “I don’t need this shit!” and hung up.

I left it at the because I got my point across.

 

The next afternoon she starts texting me. Text text text stop texting me or I am calling the police. Text text text. She threatens to call the police on me then keeps on texting me.

Then I have a screaming fit to Dick. I can’t call it an argument when he does not respond. My screaming fit boiled down to a very calm, almost too calm, talk. I scared myself by being that calm about things.

I told him all I did was call and I left it at that. I was not rude to her I was not mean to her. I asked one simple question! Then she starts with the insane texting.

I looked at the text history online. She sent him six or seven text messages and he would not reply to any of them. That is why she started on me.

Now fast forward to this past Wednesday. I am not sure what transpired before. By the looks of the text history Dick invited Paula for a beer. Mind you he has not been drinking since New Years Eve. He did take the kids to the Monster Trucks and had two beers. That is like not drinking for him. Normally it would have been two 6 packs or more. But that is the extent of his alcohol consumption since New Years Eve.

I got a text from Paula. It was the same one she used to answer his invite for a beer. Dick is already home and he did tell me that he stopped at the Long Haul…the story that went with it. Whatever!

The online history shows that she would text him time after time but he would not respond.

I asked her “What’s your point I know he met her at the bar.”

Text, text, text…..next thing I know she is calling me. And she is oh so nicey nice.

She expected me to buddy up and bash Dick with her. Yeah, he deserves it but I thought that it would serve her well if I defended him more than bash him. I got great pleasure out of that! She ended up being more mad!! Text text text. Even after I told her enough is enough I have to get up early for work. (I had to be up at 4.) She called me again but I did not answer so she left me a voicemail. A nasty voicemail.

Bright and early next morning while I was at work I got a text from her. Then she started in on my parenting skills and how I taught my pg daughter right and what a good role model I am for my children. I repeatedly asked her to stop but she wouldn’t.

Dick had divulged her occupation to me in one or our heart to heart talks. Yeah, sometimes we still have them. So I found out where she worked, found the name of her boss, and sent her a text. I told her that both phones are in my name. If she wants to contact Dick call him at work because any more contact to either phone and I will take her voicemail to her boss ~ I used first and last name of her boss. I am sure that is the last I will hear from her because she is a Catholic School teacher and I am most positive that she does not want this taken to the director of the school she teaches at.

WARNING: DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK AROUND YOUR CHILDREN!! FOUL LANGUAGE AHEAD. MAYBE BECAUSE I AM SUCH A SHITTY PARENT I SHOULD NOT HAVE WARNED YOU ABOUT THAT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch

Actually the video is nothing but just listen!