Bedtime

Can I call you? No.
Can you call me and remind me half a second later to call you back?
Yes.
Will you sing me a lullaby? I can’t sing.
To be fair you wouldn’t either.
Yes I know. Will you kiss my head and say "Goodnight Lovely" and steal most the pillow, and wrap your arms around my waist and refuse to let me go to the other side of the bed, and somehow vanish my addiction to 9 mg of melatonin a night like you used to?
I’m 133 miles away.