father/son conversations

so while on the phone with the "youngin" a minute ago i got to hear a convo with him and his dad which brought me to tears of laughter. so thought i would share what i remember…

dad: hey *insert youngin’s name here*! i got a question for ya

youngin: ok

dad: so…is heather still waiting to…well…get naked around you… til marriage (him and his dad are very open and though i have had sex i really dont want to rush into it again)

youngin: *laughs to self* (has seen stuff but we’ve never had sex) Yea dad…why you ask?

dad: no reason…JUST SUCKS TO BE YOU! *laughs*

youngin:not really…i’m cool with it. anything else?

dad: yea. do you got any briefs i can borrow

youngin: umm….yea i guess. i really don’t wear briefs anymore cuz they’re too tight or have holes from me having to pick at them to make them loose or comfy. besides i rather wear boxers cuz they are loose

dad: well you are hung like a horse son

youngin: well here are some briefs that are too loose on me…they’re made more for guys that are built like an elephant and well again…im just a horse.

dad: thanks. good night

*sigh*….the beauty of father/son conversations