If i had a shot gun…

yes ok if i had a shot gun i would be in deep trouble i no that but atleast i would have all this bottled up anger towards receptionists and directors!!

well i have had a bad day i think its quite safe to say and if i had a shot gun (as the title sugests) i think i would have found myself driving to see some of the companies that i have had the pleasure to speak to today and have shot the receptionist/Director for being so damn rude to me on the phone.

all i say to them is… (ready for this speil!)?

(in a chirpy voice!)  Good morning my name is laura and im calling from a company called Barbour, im just calling to confirm your company details for inclusion in our next directory and website.

no how difficult would it be to listen to me saying that and not hang up half way through like some twats like to do and answer my simple year 1 questions like i answer there prattrish questions.???!?!?!

not difficult i hear you say?!!?? well you come with me and your welcome to bring a shot gun when i go see these people to teach them simple bloody manners!!!

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh hmm but my boss(twat face) over my boss(love her!) did send me away for 5 mins today to take a chill pill and calm down when i slammed the phone down very hard cos someone hung up on me again!! im only doing my job you think i care if they advertise with us or notr! i get bugger all from it!!

anyways and then i had a crap lunch aswell that i could have done without where the people i eat lunch with made me feel incredibly small and stupid!! so i gave up and left!

ive had a busy stressful weekend and i can wait to see to Dahab in thursday and sod you all!! (well not you all just the twats i have to del with, that includes my boss!)

my boss: shall i tell yuo about him! well he is new and does bugger all work! he organises meeting and does 1 to 1’s ooo on average twice a week for the hell of it! he does no work but pretends to and then buggers off early! my line manager however goes home every evening and logs on to do more work!! he is STUPID and he is first for my shot gun!!!

anyways sooo ive been given a lolly so i dont scream cos then it would fall out my mouth and ive been told to give the phoning a rest for today but i look at my desk and see that ive got atleast 2 more weeks worth of phoning twats left! woo hoo boy am i excited about that!

and i swear if forum/conference meeting goes bad tonight im out of there i refuse to stress myself out anymore and im gonna reach breaking point! so beware people!!! im sorry if any of you ende up in the firing line!!

but on a happier note to anyone that  bothered to reach this far keep free sunday the 29th evening! ok and ill tell you soon why!!!

MWAH xx