Cougar

people, I have not gotten butterflies over the prospect of someone coming over in literally years, but I’m sitting here as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockers. It’s been TWO years since I’ve gotten laid, and I’m pretty sure tonight my dry spell will turn into a hurricane.

 

and he’s young and very pretty.   and I’m going to officially be a cougar.   maybe.  if it gets that far.

 

oh, who am I kidding, it’s been 2 years, it’ll get that far!

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February 6, 2018

Good luck! Sounds like this might be a great day for you!

February 6, 2018

😱

February 6, 2018

@seriously_1 girrrrrl…. he’s so pretty. And I’m so open to pretty things. 👹

February 6, 2018

well have fun!!

February 7, 2018

I hope it’s all you’re looking forward to.

February 15, 2018

I can SO relate to this.  And by “this” I mean a two-year, self-imposed, dry spell.  Hope you enjoyed the hell out of that young man!  🙂

February 15, 2018

@wayward_woman girl, you know I did! And I intend to keep on enjoying him for as long as I can!

February 15, 2018

@laurie_1 Color me a lovely shade of green. 🙂