Trying This Myself

Dear You,

I swear, you are the most attention seeking person I’ve ever met!  And you’d probably be surprised to find out, but I’m not the only one who thinks so.  I seriously think you’ve gone off the deep end, you know that?  You walk around, getting yourself into these situations, and then blaming everyone but yourself when they don’t work out.  Everyone knew this last thing would blow up in your face.  Everyone except you.  And yet you can ‘read people so well.’  Yeah, okay.  And of course, when confronted about it, you give the line, "that’s not how it works."  You know who else claims BS lines like that?  Psychics, when they’re asked why they don’t predict the lotto numbers.  "It doesn’t work that way."  Yeah, and you know why it doesn’t?  Because they’re frauds!!!

Dear You,

I swear, you are probably the most flighty, irresponsible, immature person I’ve ever heard of/come into contact with.  Seriously, you should have been held accountable for your actions and made to face the repercussions of those actions instead of laying it all on someone you supposedly consider a ‘bestie.’  Yeah, you know what?  Nobody just up and abandons a ‘bestie’ to emotional and financial ruin.  But God forbid you actually stick with a decision you made and see it through to the end.  No, when something gets too hard, you have to run.  And even worse, when trouble follows you, instead of dealing with it, you ask someone else to deal with it for you!  Well, you know what?  You’re young, but one day, reality is gonna come up and bite you in the ass, because there’s gonna be some problem you can;t run away from or get someone else to handle for you, and where are you gonna be, then?

Dear Slut,

Yeah, you heard me.  Cuz honestly, that’s what you’ve shown yourself to be.  Going around sleeping with guys because you don’t know how to masturbate?  Seriously?  In an age where you can look up everything online, that never occurred to you?  No, it’s just sleep with a guy within hours of the first time you meet him, give blowjobs to another guy who you’ll f*ck but not tell you don’t want a serious relationship with, and then you f*ck with ME, when I did absolutely NOTHING to you.  You had no right to judge me.  You were no part of the situation, and the only thing you did was make things more difficult.  All you are is jealous, because within a MONTH, I knew more than you ever will.  And yes, I do absolutely mean that.  At least one thing, I know you’ll never know.  And I bet that just eats you up inside, because I’m there when I’m needed.  You weren’t.  End of story.