The Intellectual Joke-Part One
Okay, wow. I haven’t thought about this joke in a long time . . .
I’ll try to tell it accurately, though. Okay, this joke has two parts, by the way. This is the first.
A guy is walking around a junk yard, trying to pick up something that looks interesting. He’s one of those antique people who searches through other people’s junk for treasures. So, he digs through a couple of piles, and he finds a lamp. He sees something written on it, but it’s rusted and stuff, so he rubs at some of the grime to try and read it. Suddenly, a genie pops out.
Okay, I cant remember any more of this, so I’ll write more when I do.
–Notes–
So the Genie says, I will grant you three wishes. If you build for me a wall. So the guy asks, “With what?” POOF!! a big pile of bricks and morter and stuff appeared. Then the genie says “You have one year to build it.” Then the genie dissappears back in the bottle. The guy looks over the bricks and morter, “A whole year?” he thinks, “I’ll do it later.” and he leaves.
[Quiet Observer]
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365 days, 22 minutes, and 17 seconds later, he bolts straight up in bed. “THE WALL!!!” he screams and runs back to the junkyard. brick, morter, brick, morter, brick, morter,he worked as fast as he could, doing one of those bugs bunny insta-walls. When he had the last brick in his hand, the Genie popped out of the lamp and he froze. “Are you finished with the wall?” the Genie askes.
[Quiet Observer]
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“Just one brick, sir.” the guy says. “I gave you a whole year to compleat it and you are not done yet??” the Genie bellowed. “Just one brick,” the guy pleaded. The Genie relented, “Tell you what, Throw the brick up in the air and if it dosen’t come down, you get your wish.” The guy figured he has nothing to loose and heaves the brick up in the air with all his might.
and then…
[Quiet Observer]
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It didn’t come down and he got his wishes.
The End
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Get it?
oh well, no one ever gets the first one…. [Quiet Observer]