I’ve Done 49 Of These 100 Things

I have…

Ran a mile in under 10 minutes
Lifted weights
Puked on purpose (I had the stomach flu and when I throw up, I feel better.)
Had sex
Shoplifted
Cut yourself on purpose
Cheated on someone
Been called a whore
Killed an animal
Kissed someone
Total so far: Three.

French kissed
Been arrested
Been raped
Been on a cheerleading team
Skipped school
Gotten suspended
Eaten sushi
Kissed a dog
Given a blowjob
Smoked (Tried it once.  Still regret it.)
Total so far: 7

Done drugs
Drank beer
Worked at McDonalds
Been to New York
Been to Michigan
Met someone famous
Been in love
Had my heart broken
Seen my dad naked
Lost something expensive (Or shall we say priceless?  My grandpa’s high school ring…)
Total so far: 14

Broken a window
Listened to Screamo
Done the worm
Had many BF/GFs
Gotten stitches
Broken my leg
Shot a gun
Shaved my arms
Waxed my eyebrows
Gone without underwear
Total so far: 17

Text in class
Broken my phone
Ate a whole pizza by myself
Eaten a bug on accident (It flew into my mouth.)
Lived in an apartment
Been in a car wreck
Read a Harry Potter book
Passed Algebra
Picked a wedgie (Who hasn’t?)
Eaten dog food
Total so far: 24

Dyed my hair purple before
Held a live snake
said “Its because I’m black isn’t it” before
said “fo shizzle” before
Licked someone’s shoe
Made a layout
Break danced
Overdosed on medicine
Never been out of the USA
Played strip poker
Total so far: 25

Had more than one Myspace
Had a pen pal
Shaved my head
Braided someone’s hair
Played on a sports team
Dressed punk (Maybe?)
Been in a Mosh pit
Been to a rock concert
Seen The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus in concert
Stayed on the phone all night
Total so far: 31

Flipped someone off
Had an abortion
Had a loved one die (Nana and Grandpa.)
Failed a test
Had chicken pox
Painted my fingernails black
Done a survey with over 500 questions
Swam 10 laps
Done 100 push ups at one time
Painted my room
Total so far: 37

Done Meth
Popped my knuckles
Cried myself to sleep
Posed naked on web cam before
Passed out from drinking
Gotten a virus on my computer
Stepped on glass
Stapled my finger
Farted in class (Luckily, I didn’t react, so no one knew it was me. Then, thank God for silent but harmless.)
Fallen flat on my face
Total so far: 42

Worn orange eye shadow
Caught my hair on fire
Stepped in gum
Gone to the bathroom outside
Used an outhouse
Gotten a manicure
Cut myself while shaving
Seen a child being born (Does on a videotape count?)
Head banged
Ran into a wall
Total so far: 49

I’ve lived through 49 out of 100 things