*~* “I Never” Survey *~*

*~I NEVER~*
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
( ) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
( ) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND’S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
( ) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
( ) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
( ) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
( ) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT’S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
( ) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
( ) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
( ) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(X) I NEVER GOT MARRIED
(X) I NEVER GOT DIVORCED
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN THE SAME WEEK
(X) I NEVER HAVE POSED NUDE
(X) I NEVER HAD CHILDREN.
(X) I NEVER TRIED SPEED
(X) NEVER GOT SO DRUNK I DON’T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED
(X) I HAVE NEVER LIED ABOUT HOW MANY SEX PARTNERS I’VE HAD
(X) I NEVER CROSS DRESS

And my own . . .

( ) I NEVER HAVE SEEN BARON MUNCHAUSEN

To do this place an X by the things that you have NEVER done. And make up your own, “I have never…”

I must admit, though, the cross-dress one is kind dumb for girls to answer yes or no to. I mean, what girl hasn’t worn a guy’s T-shirt, over sweatshirt, or flannel shirt, or something? Though maybe that’s not the same thing. Eh, whatever.