“I Am” and “I Have” Survey

I have been:

A child. A daughter.
A sister.
A friend.
A dancer. (Yay for DDR!!!)A member of the choir.
A soloist.A thief.A liar.
A confidant.
A Mother, (Not in the whole
pregnant-morning-sickness-labor-way.
But Ivy was my baby.) A bitch.
An Angel. Mean without reason.
Hurt without cause.
A smoker.
A nurse, (Again, not in the traditional sense.)A wife.A daydreamer.A bride.
A cleaning lady.
A chauffeur. A traveler. A writer.
A poet.A reader.
A diarist.
Unfairly accused.
Jealous.
A customer service representative.Depressed.Melodramatic. Spiritual.
Aggressive. Sultry.
Sexy. Cute as a button & ugly as sin.
Bald.
A Dominatrix. Submissive.
Vanilla. Silly.
Naive. Bankrupt.Loyal.Abused.Neglected.To every state except Alaska.
An aunt.
Mistaken for a man. An online game moderator.A photographer.A slob.In therapy.Scared of the dark.
Intimidating & intimidated.Maniacal.
Despondent.Patriotic.
To Disneyworld.To the funeral of someone who was to young to die. Inside a sex club.Weepy.
Melancholy. (Wasn’t this one on here already?)
Understanding, misunderstanding, understood & misunderstood. Comforted.
To the edge of my sanity.

I have:

Committed random acts of kindness.
Cried without comfort.
I have offered comfort both to friends & strangers.
Had evil thoughts.Had more lovers then I’d like.Driven too fast.
Danced too hard. (DDR can kill if you play too many games…)Drank too much.Laughed too loud.Said stupid stuff.
Swore like a sailor.Gossiped. Committed adultery. Left the scene of an accident. Depended on the kindness of strangers.
Been to the abortion clinic.
Had more then one lover in my bed at the same time. Talked behind the back of a friend.
Been talked about by a friend.Smoked marijuana.
Taken speed & acid.Cheated on tests.
Danced in the rain. (I want to, though.)
Made love in a pond under a full moon.
Watched a meteor shower from a waterbed in the middle of a field.Cared for orphaned animals. (Why the hell you think we had nine cats, and still have seven???)Danced in the moonlight. (Again, want to.)Cared for the dying. Gotten hopelessly lost in Chicago.Stood on the edge of a cliff.Made prank phone calls.
Played practical jokes.
Suffered from road rage.
Shared secrets with my daughter. Made friends with people I’ve never seen. Had a crush on a girl.
Smoked in the boy’s room.
Gained and Lost 50 lbs. at least 3 times.Had an unrequited love. Written letters I never intended to send.
Sent letters I wished I’d never written.
Hated. Loved.
Been loved.
Won a most improved bowler award.
Seen a UFO. Acte

d like an idiot.
Misbehaved.Fallen off a horse.Been strong.Flirted with strangers.
Ridden a mini bike. Gotten lost in the woods.
Thought bigfoot was following me. Had phone sex.Read cheesy love stories.
Shared a hot tub with naked strangers. Broken someone’s heart Had my heart broken.
Cancer.