“Food From The Heavens”

That’s what Mom joked snow was earlier.  And if that’s true, then we’ve got a nine course meal here.  There are drifts almost as big as me out there!  I can’t wait to get out and have a snowball fight.  Though honestly what I’m gonna do for awhile after writing in here is edit my story.  I’m just gonna wait until Ali gives me a call.  He actually wants to open the store today!!  I repeat, DRIFTS ALMOST AS TALL AS ME!  Thatshould be a sign to keep a friggen’ store closed!  I mean, seriously, the only one nutty enough to go out in this is me.  I’m the only one who even could get over there, and NO ONE is going to go out in this weather to go to a dollar store!

Okay, anyway.  I lost the bid for the Phantom bracelet.  But there were others, so hopefully, I’ll get one of them.  And I’ve got that George doll bookmarked.  He’s the last one of the black suited ones that I need, and then I’ll have all of them!!!  ::Evil laugh here::  Lol.

Yeah, so should I just type out my reason for eating snow?  Okay.  When I wasborn, there was a cyst in my throat.  Well, the doctors obviously didn’t want to operate on a newborn, and it was safe to wait a few years, so that’s what they decided to do.  When I was four and a half I’d, of course, had colds and things like that, and phlegm and whatnot had attached to the cyst, making it bigger.  That’s when the doctors decided they could operate on it.  So they took it out, and I was brought home after being in the hospital for a few days.

Well, when I was brought home, I was out of it, I had bandages wrapped around my eck because there was literally a hole in my neck, and I wasn’t eating anything.  Not even ice cream.  And obviously, I needed to eat.  I needed something in my system.

Well, there was a prety big snofall that winter, and my mom decided, (for whatever reason,) that snow was a good answer.  She went outside and got me a bowlful of snow, and poured Grenadine syrup over it.  (Of course, I only knew it as “my red stuff” back then.)  But that’s what I ate.  Then she got me to eat ice cream, and eventually regular foods, and pretty soon, I was back to normal except for the nasty looking scar I have.  Okay, it’s not nasty looking anymore, but I still hate turtlenecks.

I suppose that’s the weirdest thing that’s happened to me because of that operation.  I can’t wear turtlenecks, or chokers or anything that even lightly presses against my neck.

Okay, enough about that, I’m talking to a diariest named DorkAlert, and I just told him the Jigglypuff story.  Oh.  My.  God.  He actually succeeded in making it worse!!! 

 (Pat was boyfriend and girlfriend with my best friend at the time.)  So, I look up and say, “You know, I was talking to Dolly last night.”  (Nickname of hers.)  So, Pat’s all ears all of a sudden, and I started telling about our conversation, and was saying, “Yeah, so she was about to take a shower, and she came to the phone only in a towel…” 
And thelook on Pat’s face was just one that said, ::Drools::  “Oh, baby…”  And Denny and I started laughing, and I said, “I can only say one thing for Pat right now.”  Moves index finger staright up, “Boing!” 
So, all three of us are cracking up, leaning on the table, etc.  And we’re just calming down, when Denny makes the mistake of looking at his GamBoy and saying, “O, look!  A Jigglypuff!” 
Needless to say, we could barely walk out of the room when the bell rang because we were laughing so hard.

Oh dear. 
Jigglypuff is now another slang for…..that?

Lol.  Among my circle, anyway.  And it’s been added to!  Lol.  A few months later, I’d gotten this little Wigglytuf figure, and brought it to school.  This other guy, who didn;t kow the Jigglypuff story, looks at the figure, and says, “Since when is Wigglytuff pink?” 
Then this other guy says to me one day, “Did you know Jigglypuff can learn water gun?”  And I started laughing, saying I didn; know that was a move Jigglypuff had to learn. 

water gun 

Yeah, me and my friends are one sick bunch.

like when you…..after getting a Jigglypuff? 

If I’m thinking he same thing you are, I hadn’t even thought of that kind of reference.. 
::Falls over laughing:: 

Okay, so say you get a Jigglypuff, and you’ve been Jigglypuffing for a while and at the climax you use your water gun attack.

So, yeah.  I truly didn’t think it was possible, but the Jigglypuff story has now been taken to new heights of sickness.  Lol.  Okay, this is me, over and out.