waves to Katz

Hey Girl.

Let’s see, what is new… I paid for this damn thing I can rarely post at lately. Heh. Which reminds me, I should pay my car payment before they drag it off.

The elf bought his new car. It’s a Dodge VCR or somesuch. Supposedly it’s fast and such. I think it’s a deathtrap, but hey, what do I know?

I’ll call it Jim.

Did you hear about the nearly 90 year old man who ran into like a crowd of people at like 60 miles per hour? Whoah.

This world is whacked.

Then again, I like the way “a pile of bodies” sounds. Say it with me…

Mrow.

ELF Radio

July 17, 2003

A bile of podies! Wait… lemme try again.. Piles and piles of dead bodies! Dead bodies, bouncing down the stairs! Just like Einstein’s body after my Dad killed him! Bounce, old man, bounce for my love, down the stairs, with every bounce you come just a bit closer to turning into Trixie the Pixie. You want that, don’t you? Tell me the truth, bodies….

::wave:: >^..^< -||-

Mm, a pile of dead bodies. Or is that redundant? You weren’t specific. Glad you paid up 🙂 Even though retarded OD won’t let me sign in as FOD.