SHART– for the 2nd time.

 Ok– I wrote an entry last night but for some reason it wouldn’t go through.  Lets try this again, shall we.

OK!!!  

I wake up for work the other morning, dazed n confused, just like I usually am when I awake.  I open my bedroom door and I smell SHIT!  I look around and sniff around like a hound dog…. NOTHING.  I go downstairs and it reeks even worse!!!  I look all over the pitching.. NOTHING.  I get to the living room…AND….. it looks like someone sharted all over my living room!!!!!!  FUCKING DOG!! JONS DOG that is!! 

It efffing reeked so bad, it smelt like the dog took a shit up my nose.    I also have another disgusting dog story.  This one is from my dog, Sadie, tho:

Sadie kept licking her butt.  I kept yelling at her.  "STOP SADIE- STOP LICKING YOUR CRACK!"  This went on for like 3 times.  I get up and go to the kitchen (she follows me everywhere, so of course she came along).  Well, she kept licking at her ass in there, too.  So i i pat her on the head and told her to knock it off again. And that is when she turned around………. OMG this is gross…….. she had what looked like a mucussy something hanging from her V or her butt. It looked like her vagina snot rocketed.  And it was swaying back and forth. BARF!!  I said "sadie don’t move!"  and the snot rocket fell to the floor and…….she licked it up before I could get a paper towel!!!!! SADIE GROSS!

SORRY for the nasty stories!!…Kinda. haha.

I posted 4 pics in the last entry that didn’t go through, but I don’t fell like re-posting them.  Maybe tomorrow.  I gotta play with my iPhone 4s.

uuuugh now one of the dogs farted!  I wish there was a scratch-n-sniff on this site!