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I’m such a kiss ass.

Yesterday was the witch boss’s birthday.  I actually left the house early in the morning to get to the store and buy her flowers.  But this is not because I know she thinks I’m retarded and I’m trying to win points.  I think everyone should get flowers sometimes.  But then at the store I remembered that she likes useful things.  So I bought her chocolate, her weakness, to ensure I covered my bases.  This I did to win points. 

This morning she showed me her new necklace that her husband got her for her birthday.  Oooooh!  So shiny!  I love it!  It’s very striking!

Kill me, please.  I loathe everything about myself at this moment.

HOWEVER!  This girl needs a job.  And if I have to kiss the ass of the cow that is my devil boss, then so be it.  Nobody else is paying me.  Are you?!  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm??

She just asked me if I want blueberries cause she’s going to the store.  Back in the good books, baby.  Damn I’m good.