Tickled my Fancy

Sent in an email recently.. had me chortling out loud

"You could use your old computer to shop for a new computer
online. But that seems kind of cruel, doesn’t it? Like
 asking your dying spouse if he or she has any cute
 friends." —Scott Ostler

And this one brought a smile… I like Magnum.

 
Shows that may be appearing on TV soon, as a result of the
 electronic and computer age:
 
Modem, She Wrote: Each week, our intrepid detective tries
 to solve the ultimate mystery: why her modem won’t ever
 connect at 56k.
 
Hawaii 6.0: An upgraded version of the classic series.
 Steve McGarrett goes surfing for bad guys online.
 
T. J. Hacker: A retired cop, with an uncanny resemblance to
 James T. Kirk, takes up computer hacking to track down the
 miscreants who canceled his TV show.
 
The Excel Files: Inexplicable things are happening to the
 data in Microsoft Excel spreadsheets. Can this puzzle be
 solved? The truth is out there.
  Magnum, PC: This series about a crime-solving personal
 computer that goes by the code name Deep Blue is based in
 beautiful Hawaii.
 
Buffy the Virus Slayer: Buffy and her fearless gang of
 antivirus definitions stalk and kill VBS files– no small
 feat while wearing a halter top and high-heeled boots.