Your Invite To My Birthday Party!

There’s a student in medical school who wants to specialize in sexual disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the sexual disorder clinic. The chief doctor is showing him around, discussing cases and the facility, when the student sees a patient masturbating right there in the hallway.

"What condition does he have?" the student asks.

"He suffers from Seminal Buildup Disorder," the doctor replies. "If he doesn’t obtain sexual release forty to fifty times a day, he’ll pass into a coma."

The student takes some notes on that, and they continue down the hall. As they turn the corner, he sees another patient with his pants around his ankles, receiving oral sex from a beautiful nurse.

"What about him?" the student asks. "What’s his story?"

"Oh, it’s the same condition," the doctor replies. "He just has a better health plan."

I’m outta jokes, so I had to search for more, and this one had me cracking up laughing.  yes yes, it’s another dirty one, but, would you have me any other way? 😀

Well it’s funny when a new work week starts, how after a long time of working in one place, you seem to get into a routine on how quickly you can make the week go so that the weekend comes more quickly.  Sometimes I feel the week goes fast, other times it drags on.  But the length of time never changes – so why does it sometimes feel some days are like 5 hours (for example) longer than others?  I mean I know each day is the same, give or take a few minutes cos of seasonal change, but wow how it feels like it.  Today wasn’t too bad.  The customer service manager, Glenda, was freaking out though and calling me to open a checkout every 5 minutes cos all the ‘big shots’ were in the store today.  And I mean ALL of them – we had every area and regional manager there was today I swear lol.  They don’t scare me.  They are only human.  Sure, they can fire me on the spot for doing something wrong, but I’m like ‘Meh…’

So yeah, Wednesday is over.  Just clicked over Midnight here so it’s officially Thursday.  3 more work days to go until my weekend.  I’m pretty sure I’ve decided what i want to do for my birthday this year.  I’m going to invite friends, but if they don’t turn up I won’t be surprised cos it will cost a bit of money.  I’ve decided I’m gunna go to Movie World, on the Gold Coast, on the day of my birthday.  I get it off work this year, so I might as well make the most of it.  I’m hoping the weather will be fine, but if it isn’t, I guess I’ll just go next door to Wet & Wild.  I’ve never been to either theme park before, and I’ve heard good things about Movie World, so I’ve taken up the initiative to finally go, at the ripe ol age of 22.  Wow, 22 years and I’ve never been there!  It sure will be an experience, and I’ll probably spend a fortune, but hey I wanna have fun and I’m going to, no matter if I’m the only one there, or some friends wanna tag along with me.  I think it’s something like $50 to get in, but I dunno.

So here is your invitation.  I doubt this’ll work or anyone will even take me seriously, but I’m sending an invite to any OD’er who reads my diary, who lives in QLD, Australia, to come along to Movie World to help me celebrate my birthday.  Haha, this’ll be fun – I could even get a whole heap of strangers coming who hacked into OD going ‘umm you said i was invited!’ haha.  Oh well, I thought I’d be nice and let you know that I’m genuine in inviting you, and if you are able, and want to, I’d love to have your company.  It will be on Sunday the 4th of December (my b’day!), at Warner Bro’s Movie World, Coast Coast Highway, at around 11am.  I hope I can get some friends to come along, cos it’ll be silly by myself, but I would still have fun.  One of my friends asked me what  wanted for my birthday, and I said, ‘oh just a kiss on the cheek will be great!’ And he goes, "Ok, one blowjob coming up" hahaha – gay friends, what can ya say.  And NO I am not taking him up on the offer hahaha.  Was kinda sweet though, somehow.  Weird, but seems to be.  So yeah I’ve decided I’m gunna have it at Movie World, cos I’ve never been there, and I want to.  It should be a LOT of fun 😛

Who knows if I’ll do somethnig that night, most probably as I have Mondays off 🙂 I’m excited.