KissOfLife!

November 16, 2011

Thank you to the girls! girl-power!

Christ, I just made my bookmarks public on here, and realised I have 274 favourites. No wonder I’m so fucking hopeless at noting you guys! I’m so sorry 🙁 I’ve never actually gone through and deleted people since I started this, so I’m assuming most of them aren’t even around anymore.

I did have a thought though, just adding on from my last entry I just wrote before, but nothing to do with it…

If I didn’t read online diaries here, I would have NO idea how women worked at ALL! Not that I really need to (for clear reasons) but I just want to say to my women readers that I am SO thankful for all the baby talk, the occasional bitching, the feminism, the hormone rhythms/periods, and especially the girl power viewpoint on the straight male!! It’s oh so entertaining!!

If I ever I do take black cabbie’s advice and ‘slay a pussy’, I will no longer look at what girls have down there and go ‘what the fuck is that thing?’

The majority of my bookmarks, I’ve realised now, are straight/bi (please, it’s the same thing and you know you can get away with it too!) women diarists. Followed by gay men, followed by lesbians and in-betweens, followed by straight men. At least I’m pretty sure that would be the order if I’m going to be sexually labeling my favourites 😛 I apologise to the pansexuals and asexuals out there.

So I just want to thank the girls. I really do. For providing me with an insight that I never witness in real life from any of my female friends (except maybe Kristy LOL – I know more about that woman’s snatch than I care to remember lol).

Although I have never felt, touched, looked at, or licked a real-life vagina before, it’s very interesting to read the female perspective! If only straight men actually knew to get tips by reading random female diaries! Seriously, I’d be the best straight root ever! Unfortunately I have a feeling my penis would run for the hills if it were to look at a dark cave. But I am sure they are beautiful, well maintained dark caves 🙂

Keep it up girls. I don’t have many female friends in real life. I really wish I did. You make a real refreshing change from the constant testosterone that seems to fill my life, and I love reading the estrogen-fuelled words each time I log-in.

That doesn’t mean I don’t reading my guy favourites either! But this one’s for the girls…

This entry was gorgeous (and amusing). 🙂

Gosh what a read!!! If it was not for your diary I would not know the ins and outs of the gay men…If I was a guy I would so be gay cause I like all the stuff in bed that gay guys do!!! Your just way to cute….HOPE YOU HAVE A HAPPY THURSDAY DOLL!!!!

desserae

your welcome! I have a few gay men who read me and some of them complain when I write girly health entries but hey, it may come in handy one day!

community_crush

Have you been licking fake vaginas??? If you ever have questions/concerns about the Cave of Mystery, just let me know!

Dictynna

I only found your diary recently but I’ll take that as a compliment for me too. LOL. Loved this entry!

Rerrin

You are the cutest ever!

*ButterflyPrincess*

YOU LOVE MY SNATCH AND YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT SO QUIT WHINGING!!!!! LOL!!!!! I nearly died laughing while reading this hunni… something i desperately needed!!! Very amusing indeed! and i’m also wanting to know how many plastic punanis you’re been licking??? LMAO!!!! Love ya guts hunni!!! *hugs ya tight n squishies the puppies against your chest just to be a bitch* xoxoxoxoxo

TobiMac

RYN: You can message me whenever you like, if i’m alseep, i’ll still be asleep, a message doesn’t wake me up, I could sleep through a war. And you’re most welcome. RYN: Yeah, I’m pretty sure they’re all him, except obviously Madonna who does a cameo. RYN: I reckon you should just pull yours out and wave it at him… (it is pretty big you know… might shut him up)

^melting moments^

I’m taking your girl virginity! I’ll slap any other bitch who gets in there first!! Hehe I just love your guts matty xxx *hugs*

Slowlysurviving

RYN: Get one….she’s fab! She’s like the perfect partner hahah! – LOL, this entry made me laugh…. I find it amusing reading other people’s diaries and getting their perspective of the opposite sex and the way their minds work! xx

Violet_skies

Awwww I love this!! Xx ~

ryn – yep he was shirtless for a total of 2 seconds and he was running so the effect was lost. Lame! xxx

what the flipping heck is a pansexual? I’m so lost on all of these new things! xxx

🙂

LOL! I loved this entry! 🙂 You’re welcome… Haha. I literally laughed out loud while reading this and I’m at work. Haha. My coworker looked at me strange. 🙂

^ Mel better be pepared to fight coz you’re MY conquest :-p HAHA!!! This entry was great!!!! I love you, Matty!!!!! xxxx

Oooo lala I saw this entry on OD front page under the Reader’s Choice!!!!ConGrats!!!!

~*monkey*~

November 17, 2011

hahaha awesome

Red Boots

Good entry!! And FYI, I’m still around. You might learn something about breast cancer, if you’ve been following my diary. It’s not much fun, but hopefully it’s over now.

Twistie

Great entry 🙂

sicksadworld

absolutely loved this entry. made me smile as always. and know what… i bet the straight guys that happen across this page are going to start checking out some of your female favs entries now haha. 🙂

ryn – haha I could never do that, I think I need nanna naps before late gigs! xxx

Haha you’re so cute *tickles* did you have a sister? I don’t remember you mentioning one.

ryn – lol so in other words they are idiots because that IS a label in itself. xxx

November 19, 2011

RYN: Having no money does suck aha!! Do you mean Emily hun? I don’t know an Emma aha 🙂 Thankyou…I’m excited to see it! 🙂 xx

Ryn oooh same age difference as Luke’s oldest sibling (i think). So weird. My mum popped us three out in three years one after the other.

unsigned

RYN: Thank you for your kind concern. Cute entry.

*TheChemicalsBetweenUs*

RYN: I’m sorry love, been a rough few months mentally..but that should be why I do write! Thank you for leaving that!