So.. I have a twin.
One of the regular limo drivers who comes into work has been constantly going on about how he has a photo of me dancing in a nightclub in Melbourne. The last time I danced in a club in Melbourne would’ve been 2 years ago I think? Whenever Kylie toured last, I know that much cos me and a mate flew down to see her cos the bitch boycotted Brisbane that year. Anyway, i kept telling him it couldn’t have been me, as I don’t remember any photographs being taken or even a photographer, but then again you know how sneaky they can be. Anyway, tonight he brought his laptop in and after a while of searching through his files (which I couldn’t miss the joke that he has to search through all his porn), he found the photo he’s been going on about for the past week.
Fuck me dead! Normally when I see a photo of someone who people say looks like me, I’m like ‘fuck off, there’s no way in hell THAT looks like me. Not this time. No, it’s not me, but I can see why he thought it was me. The guy looks like he could be my twin! In the past I’ve heard a few people say they’ve seen me out and I’m always like ‘There’s only one me bitch, tell the imposer to fuck off’ lol. He was even wearing a light blue shirt, which seems to be my clubbing colour of choice lol. The only difference really was his face was different in a way. I said to the limo guy, ‘I’m way prettier’, and he and his cabbie mate burst out laughing. I am! This guys face was a little longer and he looked a bit older than me, but geez, I now understand why he thought it was me, but yeah it’s definitely not me. I wish I had the photo to show you guys. Maybe I should fly to Melbourne and try to pick him up? Haha. Brings new meaning to the term ‘Go fuck yourself!’.
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I actually have met my long lost twin. She was trying to kiss me one night but I felt weird, ha ha. She shares the same name as my mom, too. We get along great, it’s awesome. Hope you get to meet yours one day =)
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haha everyone has a twin out there apparently. freaky! How I Met Your Mother had a doppleganger theme last night!
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I think the limo driver wants a bit of your cock… People say I like like Ashton Kutcher…. cha, it’s true!
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wow… definitely, you should try to pick him up 🙂
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I’ve met my twin too, and I had sex with him. We have similar names too, his name is Austin… I proved to be too much for him… It was delish.
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haha i love the ending of this entry! hahah that rocks! new term to the phrase “GFY!”
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maybe it was that yoga teacher I was telling you about? Small world if it is. Somebody once got me completely confused with another girl at my casual job. I met the girl and she was asian so I don’t know how that works but I’ve had random people in the street ask me if I am x person so I must have a non-asian twin running around somewhere. xxx
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Well you are hot… maybe I should search for this twin and molest him when I get back to Melbourne. LOL.
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ryn – i am so a summer person tooooo! I love going to cairns, it is so beautiful there. In saying that i roadtripped it up nth last yr and discovered the most beautiful beach ever in mackay ; )
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haha doppleganger. thats awesome. that wld be so weird tho, if u picked him up lol
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I pity the person who is my twin…really. I think I’d be freaked out if I ever met them–I just…I don’t know. I think it would be really weird. But I have to agree with Tobi–I think the limo driver wants your wang.
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Ekks,maybe you should talk to your mum?lol RYN:I know don’t know what I do with out my diary.. Luff ya Bitch..Mermz
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cool!
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LOL wow. They do say everyone has a twin. Mine was supposed to have gone to a school about 15 miles from my school. Never met her yet though. That is crazy, I want to see the pic!!! Hope all has been great with you!! 🙂
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