Not long to go

I guess it takes a fugly cunt to bring me back into line sometimes.

I was just on facebook, with the chat open like I usually do, even though I should just turn it off, and this random guy who I must’ve added chats to me.  It was only two lines.  First one was
"Hey stud."
I’m used to hearing that every so often from different guys, usually always ones I’d never even DREAM of touching, but this guy was… well he was okay.  So I was nice back, "Hey hottie’ I said.  Friendly bartering, no intention of hooking up.  I should actually print-screened the window and put it here, but you get the idea of what a facebook chat looks like, and if you don’t, there’s something wrong 😛  Anyway, next line from him,
"Oh wait, nevermind."

Now at first I took it as he thought I was someone else *cue homer-simpson DOH moment*.  I replied, "I’ll take it as a compliment anyway", or something like that, I can’t really remember what i said.  He then said, ‘You should do that.’

Now, this happened probably two days ago now, or so, but the more I overthink what he said, the more I realise how utterly BITCHY this little queen was.  I mean, yeah I shoulda picked up on it right away, but because I never actually expect people in my life to come out with such snide remarks (*yes I know, cue gullibility powder advertisement here* – I got that from a Comedy Inc. sketch that I can’t seem to find on youtube grr oh well) I just didn’t pick up on it until afterwards.  The conversation ended there, I know that much, as I was shocked when it sunk it what this little queen had said to me.  And what makes it even worse is that the guy that said it wasn’t even that fuckable.  Yeah well, maybe after a few shots he would be, but he definitely wasn’t someone I’d eye-fuck on the street.  Not that I…do that.  *beams*

Anyway so basically that’s my little rant.  I couldn’t even REMEMBER who said it to me haha, so this morning I deleted a guy from facebook who I THINK said it to me lol.  Too bad if it was the wrong guy.  I really don’t need that shit in my life.  If it wasn’t him, I’m hoping he deleted me.

So yes, that little episode has spieled into my usual self-consciousness shit I get myself into.  I’ve privatised all my albums on facebook but two, when I have like twenty or so.  I thought about just blanking them all, and still am, so people I add or add me have no idea who I am, but let’s face it, no way anyone would add me without a pic, not in this lifetime honey!  So yeah, I’m feeling really low-brow on the facebook thing at the moment, all because of one little cuntmuncher.

In other news, I slammed myself at the gym this morning.  I’m still not completely well yet, after like two weeks I think it is now, but I didn’t care – I miss my gym.  Trust there to be a hot guy there as soon as I walk in.  GOD-DAMN it!  I did well though, I told myself to concentrate on the weights and not get distracted.  I swear to God, he took every opportunity to flaunt himself past me though, almost causing me to drop the barbell on myself.  Bastard.  Hot people do not NEED the gym ok!  Anyway, I feel I did well, and I walked home.  It’s been raining again so the air was nice and crisp and it was just a really beautiful walk home.

These work hours are doing my head in.  By the end of this week I’ll have done an 80-hour fortnight.  I do not know HOW you full-time people do it!  Granted, I did used to work full-time, but when I’m so used to doing 32 per week, the extra day just makes me go ‘ERGH!’ lol.  I’m always whinging at work, but of course I still do it,  I am dedicated and punctual.  Of course I had every drunk bogan and his dog in this past weekend didn’t I?  On MONDAY night (re-read that, MONDAY night) I had this half-aboriginal guy in, slurring all over the place, although truth be told I think that was just him naturally and he wasn’t even drunk), shirtless, asking me if he could get a shirt.  I was on my toes, as this guy was a big cunt and could probably jump the counter if he wanted to.  Him shirtless showed off his muscular chest, but there was no way this guy was even remotely attractive lol – EW in fact.  His woman/punching-bag was outside smoking her rollies – so typical bogan scene really.  
I said to him that we don’t sell shirts and to go outside and find wherever he left his shirt.  That’s when he looked through the door leading to the back area and saw the coloured vests, which I have to wear when I go outside, as I work the twilight hours.  He asked for one of them.  I told him I was not giving him one of them.  He was basically pleading with me for a shirt.  Then he asked for mine.  My WORK uniform shirt.  I said, ‘Umm..no!’  I then said something I probably could’ve worded better.  I said, ‘Where did you come from?’
I realised what I’d said to this half-aboriginal bogan, but luckily he was in his weird mood (he probably was drunk actually I dunno) cos he goes ‘Coonamundra!’ which I’m pretty sure is an actual town somewhere out west in the outback lol.  I said, ‘No I mean which direction did you come from?  Go back that direction and find your shirt.’  EVENTUALLY he fucked off.  Jesus Christ.
Then later on I had one of the regular women come in, some lady in her 50’s at least who gets cigarettes at pretty much 2am every morning, tell me her to look at her legs.  I looked at her cellulite-ridden legs and she said that her room-mates kicked, punched and abused her.  I spoke to the other night guy about her and he reckons she told him she fell over.  He just reckons she’s full of shit.  I’d believe that.  I didn’t need to see that sight.  EW.

I’m pretty sure that’s all the work shenanigans.  Just one shift to go tonight then I get a few nights off, then another four in a row, then I’m on holidays!  Bring on Mardi Gras!  I still don’t have an outfit yet.  I’m thinking I should probably actually wear one this year, rather then the horrendous contraption I wore a few years ago lol. I’ll have a few days to explore before the parade, so maybe I can even find something down there.  Staying at my friend’s uncle’s place is going to feel sooo weird though, but hopefully they are nice 🙂