Here I come
The dentist was good!! In fact, too good. The first thing I noticed when I walked in there was that the entire reception area has changed. The desk is on the left instead of the right, the floor and the entire walls have changed colour. It was a welcome change. The old layout seemed a little cluttered and old-school. This new area was bright and well lit and gave off a happy-vibe feeling. I was impressed. I was there early so took a seat. The lady asked me to fill out a form because she thought I was the patient before me as he hadn’t showed up yet. I said I’d already filled one out ages ago. I was surprised when the doctor called me in, well before my appointment time (well like 10 mins) and didn’t even wait for the other patient before me to turn up. So in I went.
He had two assistants, a guy and a girl, and the whole procedure was probably the best I’ve been to in a dental visit. He said to me, ‘So I see the last time you were here was February 2009." Whoops – had it REALLY been that long? Yikes!
Anyway turns out I had two options to fix the hole in my tooth. Either he fills it in again and see how long it lasts, or he can do a crown. The crown option will cost me $1300 and it takes 2 weeks to make. I opted to go for that option as Medicare will cover almost $800 of that 🙂 Yay. So he gave me a clean (yay clean teeth!) which took a long time because rather than going for the 2 free checks and cleans a year, I’ve left it 2 years, so there was a LOT of build-up. It was sooooo sensitive in some places, but the mood I was in was so strange. I could feel the cleaning drill chipping away at the plague and whenever it hit a spot that hurt, I would shudder. I then realised I was enjoying it. I found myself looking FORWARD to when the drill hit an area with a lot of build up, and he would just sit the drill in the one spot for ages. I really surprised myself. I didn’t really see it as a sexual thing, but I’d managed to tell my mind that something painful was actually really exciting. The only bit that hurt was that needle going in my gum – and that’s a huge motherfuckingass needle too. I made the mistake of looking at it. Unfortunately that pain didn’t excite me like the drill part did haha. I felt my gum and tooth area going numb in no time. Stupid me has a habit of putting my lip near it, which in turn makes my whole left side of my lip go numb, and I talk like a retarded elephant.
When he told me to rinse after the clean, it was so gross. I knew it would be. Trying to rinse my mouth whilst it’s numbed to the max is a task in itself. Water ended up all over the floor, all over me lol. Luckily I was wearing board shorts and they dried quickly. So much blood came out of my mouth. So so much blood, from all the tartar and plague or whatever after two years. Pretty awesome feeling having clean teeth though 🙂 He also filled in a hole in one tooth and put a temporary filling over the one that needs a crown.
All up, everything he did came to $260. I only had to pay $63 of that, yay. I’ve booked in for three weeks time because in two weeks I’ll be slutting it up at Mardi Gras, so won’t be able to. I’m actually a bit nervous about Mardi Gras, like staying at my crushes uncle’s place. I have no idea who these people are. Oh well. I’m pretty sure I’m booked into the dentist on the 11th for my big crown appointment.
I can’t believe how close Mardi Gras is. Sexy gay boys here I come! 😀
“Talking like a retarded elephant” LMAO! Nice! Ugh, Mardi Gras, I’m jealous!
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Mardi Gras…in Sydney, right?
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You got turned on by a dentist chipping away your plaque… I try not to judge 😉
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*doing a clean teeth dance*
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love how you explain everything so wonderfully! 😉 and you got alot of work done and you didnt have to pay too much! DAMN you lucky son of a gun! I am jealous! next time i go in I am gonna have to pay for a HELL of a lot i bet!
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Oh man I wish I were still living in Sydney! We could have gone together!!! I miss Sydney so much 🙁
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gzz you were making it sound hott as hell..For shame lol
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Mmm i love that clean teeth feeling! I want to go to a mardi gras. Its on my bucket list!
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Dentists suck
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Good stuff! I am doing a Mel Maintenence Month this month: Doctor today, dentist tuesday, botox sometime soon! haha
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Mardi Gras sounds so much better than going to the dentist. Wil
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This is so funny considering how you ended your last entry.
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I finished watching Catfish…. (This seems to be a thing now, you say a movie and off I run to watch it). What would you have done? Would you have confronted them?
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RYN: I would have blocked and deleted too, i’m guessing he would have as well had the cameras not been on him. After I kinda figured out that it was all her, then I sorta though, meh, nothing you say has any value anymore, even when they owned up and started ‘telling the truth’ I was thinking to myself how could you possibly believe anything they are saying… I mean really, they are nothing buy scammers. You’re right, he’s a 8/10, 9/10 at the end after he’s shaved his head, and could go to a 9.5 if he went for the whole body wax. I looked him up on facebook, but couldn’t find him. 🙁 RYN: Yeah, it’s been out on DVD for over a year now. Who rents though, steal it from btjunkie.org (that’s where I get all my movies).
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