Astrological summary of me!
So, apparently this is my astrological chart. My landlord is obsessed with stuff like this, and if I hadn’t been the ‘correct starsign’ when I moved in here, I wouldn’t have – simple as that. My landlord has told me that apparently I am the worst Saggitarian he has ever met LOL. Apparently I contradict a lot of what the stars say I should be.
After reading this – I hope that’s true!! It’s not a very nice chart in a lot of places. Let’s highlight what I do NOT agree with.
I did this with two times – first at 6am and again at 5:30am. The results turned out pretty much the same. Reason I did that is I asked my mother what time I was born and she said she didn’t know, but that it was when the nurses were changing shifts, so it was around 6am. Apparently I was left in a corner in my basinette and nobody knew where I was!! Bravo mother!! I guess the nurses had had a bad day and just wanted to get out of there. My mum was worried and wondering where I was (I assume), until a nurse found me in a corner, completely quiet so noone knew I was there.
So yeah – great start to life I had from the word go!!
Okay here we go…
Highlighted Blue – I agree with
Highlighted Yellow – I don’t agree with
As you read your short report, or any other astrological report, keep in mind that the energies interpreted here are your birth potentials. However, you may or may not choose to actualize these energies in the manner described. Your age, sex, socio-economic situation, education, environment, level of development, and many other factors contribute to the ways in which you express your natal energies. Remember, the planets do not compel you to do or be anything. They influence you, but you still have the free will to determine your own life.
The report was generated with the following birth data: Male, born on 4 December 1983 at 5:30 am in Toowoomba, Australia.
Your sun sign is Sagittarius. This is the sign in which the Sun is in your birth chart. Your Ascendant is also in Sagittarius, and your Moon is also in Sagittarius.
Partner references which may occur in the text are set for a relationship with a man.Explanation
[hahaha I like how they do this]
Sun and Moon in Sagittarius
This astrological combination yields an exploratory, independent individual who cannot endure any kind of restriction. Everything about you is free and spontaneous. You are outspoken in asserting yourself and your opinions, often turning argumentative. Your imagination is easily stimulated, and your enthusiasm is lighted and extinguished most rapidly. Because your interests are fitful and wide-ranging, you are in danger of remaining only a superficial dabbler in many projects. In love you show yourself to be generous, with warm, intuitive feelings. You consciously aim to acquire wisdom, and you are eager to disseminate the knowledge you have assimilated. The key to a more harmonious self lies in cultivating fixity of purpose and a degree of restraint. You constantly veer toward carelessness and improvidence, but by devoting more thought to others, you will be able to curb these tendencies in regard to yourself, as well.
Ascendant in Sagittarius, Jupiter in the First House
At the time of your birth the zodiacal sign of Sagittarius was ascending in the horizon. Its ruler Jupiter is located in the fi
rst house. Sagittarius rising denotes lives which are very dualistic; situations come and go as if divided into two sides – success and failure. [oh great!]
If you are able to raise the interests of your mind from common and trivial things to more profound subjects, your intellect will become very philosophical and attracted by law and peace, and it will be more intuitive than rational. In any case your life will be colored by impulsive and rather stubborn tendencies on your part, creating some inclination to go to extremes.
During the course of your existence you must try to develop intuition and human understanding so that you may be in a position to assist other people with your advice.
Sagittarius gives you a rather strong love of nature and makes you somewhat extroverted, demonstrative and passionate, falling in love frequently and without reservations. [Ummm what??]You are an intellectual, an intelligent person who has been fortunate enough to be granted also a good development of the emotional functions. [well that explains the bawling my eyes out lol]
Your romantic life will be intense and varied. [ok who told my chart I’m a slut? j/k]
Your object of love may find you difficult to understand. In one aspect you will appear as passionate and energetic but because of the mutability of the sign you will also have an opposite tendency that will lead you away from involvement in the love affair and the latter impulse will be caused by a more inner trait, which is personal freedom [wow so it’s not just commitment-phobia? It’s in my chart? So how am I ever meant to have a boyfriend? See this chart isn’t very nice to me lol].
Generally speaking, the sign of Sagittarius will incline you to exist in environments in which your physical body, emotions and thoughts are allowed total freedom for development. On a higher intellectual level you may find yourself inclined to dwell in the deep complexities of philosophy, metaphysics, religion and law. [Maybe, I just find them incredibly boring, and I’ve grown to hate religion!] You are versatile enough to study more than one discipline simultaneously not forgetting to keep your body in physical movement, since you require both intellectual and physical exercise. Well let’s hope so!! I’ll need this one in the next few months
The general meaning of this position is that any success in life will be achieved through personal effort and merit. There is also a tendency for dignity and respectability caused by your strength of temperament.
You give an impression of spontaneity, frankness, and good disposition. Your temperament is innately honest, truthful, kind and courageous. [Aww, why thankyou Mr Astro-chart.]
Note: Jupiter is technically near the end of house 12 and is therefore interpreted in house 1.
Jupiter Conjunct Ascendant
With Jupiter conjunct the Ascendant, you are the picture of optimism. You do nothing in moderation because you are always hopeful that some of your excesses will work out for the best in the long run. You are ambitious, but in satisfying your ambitions, you attempt more than is possible for you. [Maybe so…]
You are generous, kind, sympathetic, benevolent, and the delight of anyone seeking a contribution in a fund-raising campaign, since you are a soft touch. [well, I deliberately avoid them cos I find them annoying as all hell in the street, but if it’s a charity I actually want to donate to and am able to, then yes!] You are too open with private or classified information. Try to be more conservative and serious. [Omg, it even knows about my OD!!! LOL.]
Venus in the Eleventh House
Venus was found in the eleventh house at the time of your birth. Your aspirations in life are very aesthetically oriented.
You strive for peace and harmony and if it were left up to you the whole world would be more humane, kind, and considerate.[Awwww!] In your more personal relationships, Venus gives you the capability of obtaining substantial gain and assistance through your friends, who will desire to assist you with the best of intentions. [oooo really? Gimme gimme gimme!] 😛
Saturn in the Eleventh House
Saturn was found in the eleventh house at the time of birth. Psychologically, this denotes a rather hidden and limited view of your personal ambitions, your friendships, and of your future. You’re very ambitious, cautious, just, patient, responsible, but perhaps, too serious. [Not too sure how to take this one! – I guess so.]
You’re an individual with few friends and even there you may find that some of them will assist you with advice rather than with actual help in times of peril. [yeah, I realise this, and it depresses me cos I know it’s my own fault for feeling like I’m not knowing how to be a good friend. God this life is a strange one.]
Sun in the Twelfth House
The Sun was in your twelfth house at the time of birth. This may indicate a life full of limitations, obstacles, and human opposition, but at the same time a lot of inner strength and energy. [Awwwww noooo] 🙁 Waaaaahhhhh.
You are urged to pause and reflect upon your own accumulated history. Take some time for introspection. It may result in a purification process accompanied by some remorse of conscience. [I guess it’s a good thing I keep an OD then]
Internally, you are quite different from the way you present yourself externally. You possess a vast reservoir of energy that may be partially hidden even from your own awareness. [I have to accept this is true. i wish it wasn’t, but yeah it is what it is. I have acceptance and trust issues, and hate judgemental fucks.]
Your internal disposition is strong, commanding, open, and of a rare generosity. More and more you should try to bring these characteristics into the open so that they can overcome some of the less desirable aspects of your personality. [So it’s basically saying to attack my demons, right?]
Moon in the Twelfth House
The Moon was in your twelfth house at the time of birth. Secretly, you enjoy a love of romance and adventure that lends a bit of excitement to your daydreaming.
It is possible that the little popularity that you may enjoy in this life will be from some very reserved and secretive circles where your merits are recognized. [Wow, ouch, thanks a lot!!]
It can be expected that you will be successful in positions that call for solitude or remote locations. [Interesting, but I’m not sure how to interpret this properly. Take myself away to a desert island somewhere